Llama's Story Canons in a Nutshell

  • Sleepless: Who am I? Where am I? What's up with city? Why am I compelled to steal hats?
  • Eylon Conspiracy: So I finally got a job, the pay is good and my co-workers are strange but we're all friends I guess? Wait, what do you mean that old mega-corporate isn't dead after all?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU WERE THERE TOO'???
  • Ellsworth + Raiden: 'I'm Ellsworth!' "And I'm Raiden!" "And this is Jackass!" "But with mysteries!"
  • Caledin: NOPE I am not having any of this I REFUSE TO BE YOUR GOD, FUCK YOU AND YOUR FLUFFY RABBIT ARMY
  • Merrus: Hey kiddo, so normally I'd be breaking you into tiny pieces because your race pretty much destroyed our race and society, but frankly none of us saw this coming and you're pretty all right so... yeah, come with us.
  • The Valley: Hi! I just met you and I love you! Can we be friends? You should meet my other friends! There's a fox and a zombie and a talking sword... but they say some people are bad and I shouldn't try and be friends with them.. ):
  • Mirrorholm: Welp, turns out this supernatural shit runs deeper than I thought it did. Looks like I'm not leaving this island any time soon...and what's up with that bullseye symbol?

DREW ALL MY ELDER SCROLLS CHARACTERS YEHA

Morrowind: Viola
Imperial fighter lady who is good at hurting things with blades and bows. Member of the fighters guild, trains a lot with guild members, and almost never steals or commits criminal acts unless it’s for a greater cause. Despite being an ‘outlander’ to Vvardenfell, she does her best to help the locals in their times of need.And by ‘help’ she means ‘stab the perpetrator in the chest’.Also, according to my headcanon she’s the most attractive out of all my TES characters. And I mean hot damn attractive. 
Nice face, nice body, covered in cliff racer blood.

Oblivion: Riisa
Bosmer conjurer/marksman who has a bit of a traumatic past, which results in a personality that is always on high alert. Which is understandable, because of the whole Oblivion Crisis thing going on. She looks like she walked straight out of a Tim Burton film, with those dark circled eyes and messy hair. She’s twitchy, but manages to act as a voice of reason with a surprisingly snarky streak. 

Nobody’s quite sure why she ran away from Valenwood, or how she ended up in prison either.

Skyrim: Shi’Meji & Erimil

I have two saves going on for Skyrim. 

Shi’meji is a Khajiit. She’s been living in Skyrim for a while and has an old shack set up a little way from Whiterun. She makes a living from stealing things, brewing potions and selling cabbages. When she’s not herding cabbages, she practices spells and follows her dream of becoming BEST MAGE. She ended up rescuing Erimil from bandits. 

Erimil is a High Elf who is really bad at being a High Elf.
He’s scared of a lot of things, from spiders to the Thalmor. He’s got an unnaturally large reserve of Magicka which has a horrid tendency to explode out everywhere if he even tries the smallest of spells. Long story short, he’s not allowed Moon Sugar anymore.
They both crash together at Shi’meji’s place.

Needless to say, my Skyrim characters are both dorks and everything they do is on crack.