Llama's Story Canons in a Nutshell

  • Sleepless: Who am I? Where am I? What's up with city? Why am I compelled to steal hats?
  • Eylon Conspiracy: So I finally got a job, the pay is good and my co-workers are strange but we're all friends I guess? Wait, what do you mean that old mega-corporate isn't dead after all?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU WERE THERE TOO'???
  • Ellsworth + Raiden: 'I'm Ellsworth!' "And I'm Raiden!" "And this is Jackass!" "But with mysteries!"
  • Caledin: NOPE I am not having any of this I REFUSE TO BE YOUR GOD, FUCK YOU AND YOUR FLUFFY RABBIT ARMY
  • Merrus: Hey kiddo, so normally I'd be breaking you into tiny pieces because your race pretty much destroyed our race and society, but frankly none of us saw this coming and you're pretty all right so... yeah, come with us.
  • The Valley: Hi! I just met you and I love you! Can we be friends? You should meet my other friends! There's a fox and a zombie and a talking sword... but they say some people are bad and I shouldn't try and be friends with them.. ):
  • Mirrorholm: Welp, turns out this supernatural shit runs deeper than I thought it did. Looks like I'm not leaving this island any time soon...and what's up with that bullseye symbol?